"Hmm very beautiful, wow you look like a LADY Cary. But it don't fit very good. I have a solution... we go BURGER KING!"
Hahahahaha. That was his solution. Not "oh you could return it" or "let's see the black one" just; "lets go fatten you up so it fits". Hahaha. Why didn't iiiiii think of that?! Oh, by the way, ONE week until my friend gets married. I'm not sure even SHE is as excited as I am.