Monday 24 February 2014
What's Heathrow Airport playing at not having trolleys past security? Seriously. SOME of us have psychotic shopping episodes on Oxford Street and 15kgs of hand luggage to deal with. I got a bit carried away. As I do. There was just so much STUFF. So many THINGS, things you'd never DREAM of seeing in Botswana. So I had to get it, all of it, all the stuff and all the things and now I think I may have dislocated my shoulder from carrying it around Heathrow Airport while I walked around for three hours, getting MORE stuff, more London treats and niceties. Anyways I must be off, flight attendants getting all antsy and eyebally
